shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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