So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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