Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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