I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This is not my ceiling
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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