I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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