Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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