i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You can make out without kissing
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