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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I did not marry a roomba.
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