OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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