1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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