Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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