Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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