well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't think brook has ever known best
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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