Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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