we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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