genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
sick fucks of a feather flock together
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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