I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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