I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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