I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm too high and old for this...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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