Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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