can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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