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How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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