They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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