That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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