I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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