You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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