I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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