That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
