You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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