You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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