So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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