Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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