no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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