You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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