Swine flu is the new snow day.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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