I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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