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  (561): View more from Florida

  on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?

  (914): View more from New York

  11

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  (561): on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left? (914): 11 http://tfl.nu/ned2
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.

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  (774): his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW. http://tfl.nu/joal
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?

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  (732): is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side? http://tfl.nu/sml7
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  (254): View more from Texas

  oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.

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  (254): oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all. http://tfl.nu/jllt
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  (256): View more from Alabama

  A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality

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  (256): A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality http://tfl.nu/65cw
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  (206): View more from Washington

  I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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  (206): I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right. http://tfl.nu/kss9
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes

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  (330): im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes http://tfl.nu/3pbg
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  (512): View more from Texas

  He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.

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  (512): He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests. http://tfl.nu/eem8
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.

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  (847): As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave. http://tfl.nu/cfsr
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.

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  (502): Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it. http://tfl.nu/685d
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.

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  (804): I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin. http://tfl.nu/8mge
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  (334): View more from Alabama

  The milf did the body paint, come to the bar

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  (334): The milf did the body paint, come to the bar http://tfl.nu/v4xl
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.

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  (860): I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time. http://tfl.nu/nvbm
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud

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  (703): My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud http://tfl.nu/n09m
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today

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  (803): Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today http://tfl.nu/0fzu
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