So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON