i just made my gag reflex go away.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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