I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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