Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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