Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Randomize
