Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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