if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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