On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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