so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Also, beer. Big fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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