brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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