just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm having to shit out rocks
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