Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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