I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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