I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
