Define "chronic" masturbator.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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