you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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