I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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