Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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