its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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