She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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